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Kimber. 19. NJ. Gay.
Outspoken and slightly awkward.
If you can tell me where my name comes from, I will be unbelievably impressed.
I like to remind people that they're beautiful.
I like Dr. Who, Sherlock, Harry Potter, books, bubble baths, tattoos, piercings, writing, thinking, puddle jumping, adventures, new foods, cuddling, being cheesy, scary movies, and publicly embarrassing people.

Straight person: I support gay rights.

Ignorant person: Gay.

Straight person: No, I think you misunderstood, I am heterosexual, but I don't see anything wrong with people who aren't the same as me, I think they deserve the same respect as the rest of us.

Ignorant person: Faggot. You're going to hell.

Straight person: Kay cool, brb gonna go kick a dog.

Ignorant person: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? It's just a dog it's not hurting anybody, why are you being so cruel to it?

Straight person: Oh lol wow didn't know you were a dog. Freak...

Ignorant person: I'm not a dog...

Straight person: Well obviously you are, why else would you being trying to stand up for dogs if you're not a dog?

Ignorant person: Wow, don't you know you can stand up for something without being it?

Straight person: ...

Ignorant person: oh...

Straight person: Go fuck yourself.

37,254 notes Thursday May 17th

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kirkwoodisinoregon:

theadventuresofcargline:

#a day in the life of loki laufeyson #7:00 slap bitches with my pimp cane #7:30 replace thor’s shampoo with glue #8:00 go shopping for pudding #9:00 fill hiddleston’s current place of residence with copious amounts of said pudding #10:00 blow shit up #11:00 blow shit up #12:00 destroy everything #1:00 lunch time! #2:00 resume bitchslapping

3:00 hair feathering appointment 3:30 lattes with black widow 4:30 cry 4:31 level a small village a day in the life of loki laufeyson

#5:02 convince Hawkeye he is in fact a hawk #5:45 stare soulfully into the void #6:17 suit up #6:19 resume bitchslapping #7:00 dinner date with magneto to discuss brotherly and not-so-brotherly bonds and swap world domination tips #7:30 challenge the bar to a drinking contest #7:45 burn that bar the fuck down #8:00 remember why Thor banned you from midgardian liquor #8:30 drunk dial SHIELD #9:00 bitchslap those bitches when they try to put you to bed #9:10 pretend to pass out #9:39 sneak out #9:40 pause in escape to dip Thor’s hand in warm water and scribble marker all over Tony’s face #9:45 TEQUILA SHOTS YOLO

#10:00 trash Hawkeye’s nest #10:15 tickle Bruce with feather#10:30 poke Bruce with a stick #10:45 stab Bruce with a fork #11:00 watch Bruce destroy New York #again #11:30 post photos on facebook #PICS OR IT DIDN’T HAPPEN!!!!11!! #11:45 status update - SORRY NOT SORRY